Date : Thursday, September 17, 2009
Time : 9:05 AM
Title : Amway, Another #$%@ MLM!?!

It's now 5.45AM on 18 September Friday & guess what? I haven't caught a single wink of sleep since yesterday... Sleepless week... This makes it a total of only 5-10 hours of sleep for me in 5 days (120 hours)? Am I bothered about something? Maybe. Izzit something hurting? As pain as hell but recovering. Will I get over it? Yes, hopefully, I juz need time... Does anyone know bout it? Yes but I won't say who and I guess some are already guessing things... I may collapse anytime, haha... Not that it matters or anything... Better get some sleep or they'll be able to tell from my obvious eyes of what I've been going through other than not sleeping... Heck maybe I'll wear some make-up to cover it up? LOL!!! I better rest or I'll be late for the movie later with BESTIES and than off to FULLERTON HOTEL for our COURTYARD DINNER!!! WOOHOO!!! Can't wait!!! I'm gonna put my EMO-ness on holiday for awhile and just enjoy the moment with BESTIES!!! =D

AMWAY, another freaking useless MLM (multi-level-marketing) company who is trying to prey on those poor Singaporeans who are DESPERATE of a job... Zzz...

Firstly, I'd like to say my experience YESTERDAY with a "business plan" my fren proposed. At first I got a call from him that his "fren" (which was actually one of his senior teammate in this "company") has a "business proposal" and is looking out for people to partner up with to make it a success. Sounds cheesy? It gets better. Since he is my "fren", i decided to play along with it. First asked to meet at City Hall MRT station, den "pretended" that he couldn't meet me there as he couldn't leave his place so asked to meet at Starbucks Coffee at Suntec Convention Centre. Being the tolerant, flexible and patient person I am, I agreed. When I arrived, I immediately saw people with suits & ties swarming the entire place, I knew it. I had entered "their" territory. There's no turning back now, it's another MLM (multi-level-marketing) SHIT!!! So I waited for him to arrive with his "business partner". When they arrived in their smart suits & ties, you can't fool me... Robinsons pants, G2000 shirt & tie... You think you look all fancy? You left out one thing... Your watch was a $10 watch from Far East Plaza's push-cart stall. Hilarious... You wanna ask me questions? Sure, I'm more than happy to give you crappy answers that goes against your psychological intents with unreadable patterns of human behaviour causing you to be unable to analyze me and make a deduction of what type of person I am or what question you should ask next to convince me more because I don't look convinced at all or shall I say, you can't tell if I'm convinced or not.

Continue by bringing out your scenarios, examples and brainwashing questions which an average Singaporean would immediately give a typical answer, the answer YOU wanna hear, but guess again. You dunno who you're messing with! You're talking to the wrong person my friend! You're dealing with the Marketing Director & President of Gaming.RP, BOY! I'm no average smooth-talker like YOU! I've done much bigger & larger stuff than you, handled worst and harder situations than this. You ask me about the economic crisis? How come you didn't know what I was talking about when I mentioned about the Lehman Brothers closedown or the Wall Street crisis? HAHA!!! Shame on you! Next you asked me a question between my son's birthday and a $1 000 000 deal and I could only choose one as I had to be at only 1 location since i said BOTH and u said i could only choose one? I CHOSE MY SON'S BIRTHDAY & you said I'm a family-man!? LOL! what rubbish!? Lemme ask you one thing then?

If you were driving in a car on a rainy day and you see 3 people at the bus stop. A really hot childhood crush whom you've lost contact with and have been dying to meet her, a best friend whom you owe a really big favour to & an old lady who needs to go to the hospital urgently. Your car is only a two-seater.

Which one would you choose?

He chose the old woman by saying of course as thinking logically and sensibly, she's the one with the highest priority at that moment just like business, the more expensive deal comes first. Well, lemme tell you, if it were me, I'd choose ALL! How you ask? I'll ask my friend to drive the old woman to the hospital, then I'll be able to talk to my childhood crush at the bus stop. Get it? You're sharp! That's all the response you can say bout me? You good for nothing "legal conmen"? Next he invited me to attend the "business seminar" upstairs at the function room. WOW! You guys actually booked Suntec City Convention Centre's Function room? LOL! The best part is, once you agreed to it and am on the way there, they'll start PRETENDING bout "Oh, have you told him bout the ticket price? It's to offset the booking of the Function room. We dun gain anything from it. BIG SMILES*" TICKET PRICE!? WTF!?! Even VE (Venture Era) don't charge people to brainwash them! 7bucks??? SURE!!! I'll give you a 10 and keep the change. By now, he's feeling damn outwitted & outplayed by me and only sticked to "safe lines" of conversations. HAHA, LOSER!!!

Went up & entered the Function Room. 3/4 of the people in the room are THEIR people... Those who have been poorly tricked are mostly normal-paid employees or unemployed people. Yeah, we watched videos of how we could build our Social Network and create "pipelines" to gain money by recruiting more and more people and asking them to buy products... LAME!!! Motivational speakers were on stage, each with VERY WELL-REHEARSED lines which they dun even have to think of what they have to say! They're even inviting MORE PEOPLE to come back AGAIN to the SAME function room this weekend for ANOTHER "SEMINAR" which is a much more "detailed" briefing of what the company does... Zzz... You guys are just smooth-talkers preying on the weak and innocent mind. SHAME ON YOU!!! Pay $69 and you instantly get the distributor rights to the range of products you offer? LOL! No thanks. After the seminar ended, they invited us to speak to the "leaders" & higher-ups with high posts, WHY NOT!? I'd be MORE THAN HAPPY to speak to these so-called "SUCCESSFUL" business people!!! My answers were filled OH I SEE... Zzz... What is your future direction? This is what you gonna do for the rest of your life? Difference between Passive Income & Active Income? Cash flow quadrant? LOL!!!

As if I didn't paid any attention in my Marketting module in RP!!! ROFL! I know all of these wayy better than you guys do who only reads something from a book and believes it... lame-shit... I met like 2 "high people"? I didn't find anything special int them. Just that they could speak faster and fluently and are good with words. Lastly they gave us some "freebies" to read and listen to, to get more convinced to join them... You even repeated to me 3 times when is the next day that we could fix an appointment when I already told you, unlike your miserable life with plain boring & unoccupied days, I'm already fully-booked with plans throughout this ENTIRE MONTH!!! After hearing my background and my post in RP, I'm sure you're stunned how I could attain much more than you in such a small time and at such a younger age than you, let's say 3-4 years younger? I'll give you some face. All I mentioned was that I had a sponsor behind me and I've partnered with 3-4 gaming industry companies & it already made you SPEECHLESS! Take that SUCKER!!! Before I left, I said my last line...

Don't call me, I'll call you! (Which I'll never call at all & they dun have my number.)

P.S. It was a fun ride. It's been a long time since I played mind-games with people like these. I should do this more often! It takes my mind off "things". Hate people who underestimate people, especially those with no knowledge whatsoever. You wanna outsmart me? I'm waiting to see you try! If thins goes smoothly, think again. You might think that you are leading or winning, but for all I know, I got you where I want you to be. =D